When I hear Michelle Obama say “Americans should drink more water,” I know something’s up. I just don’t know what.
So I’ve compiled a list of what I think are the most likely reasons why she would do something as horrible as suggest Americans drink water, and then I’m asking all the TeaPartyCat faithful to vote on what they think the reason(s) is:
Vote using the comments below, or by tweeting your answer with the #Watergate2013 hashtag. And of course if I’ve missed something, add more reasons in the comments.
@TeaPartyCat you know who else drank water? HITLER
— Jason Dawson (@jfranklind) September 13, 2013
@TeaPartyCat Estrogen in the water – secret liberal conspiracy to feminize Real Americans
— captainskyhawk (@captainskyhawk) September 13, 2013
@TeaPartyCat how dare she suggest that we drink water when we can continue to drink the koolade of the fauxnews
— Arlene Flores Simon (@tnams06) September 13, 2013
@TeaPartyCat She's trying to drown us…one glass at a time…terrorist.
— WarrenIsMad (@WarrenIsMad) September 13, 2013
— Mel Walker (@melvinwalker) September 13, 2013
— Todd (@ToddPM) September 13, 2013